So how do wolves signal their location to the rest of the pack?
But I’m glad you all have your guns out.
- Me: *Internally cries because the season's almost over*
- Me: This poor sheriff
- Me: Evil Stiles you sadistic motherf-
- Me: *Reminds self of sacrifice of swearing for Lent*
- Me: *Groans*
- Me: Hey cool party trick with the lightning stuff Stilesy
- Me: Shame Stiles been waiting 4 seasons to kick Derek's butt
- Me: Sigh...I can hear the Sterek shippers now - not that I'm not one myself
- Me: Oy vey *rests head in hands*
- Me: Yes please shoot the spirity smokey things with bullets intended for humans that makes perfect sense
- Me: And again, remember how there was "no key" for the basement
- Me: Really, again with the chaos strife and pain thing?
- Me: Oh my gucci what the harmonica are you doing?!
- Me: ...Ew...
- Me: Do not dare touch one hair on Isaac's head!
- Me: Can these two just make out already geez
- Me: See even Kira agrees with me
- Me: ...Is this it? Are they finally gonna freaken kiss and put me out of my misery
- Me: *Holds breath*
- Me: Oh my gucci! Oh my gucci!
- Me: YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!
- Me: *Happy dance*
- Me: *Moon walk* *running man* *macarena* *thriller dance* *twist* *hokey pokey* *air guitar* *choreography of entire Step Up franchise*
- Me: Okay clearly everyone is gettin' jiggy with it today
- Me: Derek tryna act like he not feelin' himself for being the king on the chessboard
- Me: Okay EW! What hole did that fly wander into?! Can you at least look at the water you're about to splash on your face before you splash it
- Me: Geez Ethan wow PG13 please
- Me: Ethan and Danny must have really hot chaotic sex. Just a thought
- Me: Lydia I'd rather NOT see Malia at all if it's all the same to you
- Me: Uh did Allison and Isaac...you know...do the twist
- Me: This poor poor Sheriff
- Me: Loving this whole Derek/Chris dynamic btw
- Me: Don't fall for it Melissa he's just playing you
- Me: Yes! Tell us this truth thing!
- Me: Oh crap
- Me: Oooooh crap
- Me: You can tell he's Stiles's dad
- Me: I figured they'd call Peter
- Me: You stupid buttwipe just stay in Beacon Hills and love Danny!
- Me: Oh snap
- Me: Ooooh snap
- Me: OOOOOH SNAP!!
- Me: Please tell me you have a better plan than that
- Me: Sorry I asked
- Me: Look both Scott's girls working together. Team work high 5
- Me: I fudging well said this was a bad idea!
- Me: Okay...I take back what I said about Derek and Chris...
- Me: BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SPILL YOUR GUTS ABOUT HIS SECRET JUST TELL ME WHAT IT IS I'M A JOURNALISM STUDENT I CAN'T NOT WANT TO FIND OUT SECRETS!!!
- Me: Okay I'm calm
- Me: Scott's dad has a funny shaped face
- Me: Is he adopted? Are you not his daddy? Are you dying? Watch them come up with some 'he's adopted he's actually a hale' crap. What is it!
- Me: Trust Scott to be making out with Allison while the rest of the town is in mortal danger
- Me: Are we supposed to trust Peter though or what because I really want to
- Me: STILES!!!
- Me: STILES OMG
- Me: Okay - BIG fan of this entire Allison/Kira fight scene. Bada- butt. Badbutt.
- Me: Oi enough with the slow-mo these are superfast supernatural creatures! Stop subjecting them to slow-mo
- Me: Stop growling at each other! Crikey!
- Me: OH HARMONICA NO HE DID NOT WAKE UP WHEN HE HEARD MALIA'S NAME! NO NO NOEY NO NO NO!
- Me: Yuuuuuuuck
- Me: Wait wait it could be a trick
- Me: SEE!
- Me: What! No there's still another 15min left
- Me: Why isn't there more episode to this episode
- Me: What!
- Me: *Frustration*
*Aggressively readies self for Teen Wolf*
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted